Sunday, February 26, 2012

imagineeri:

justaguywitharrows:

akitron:

osointricate:

richterwife:

i feel bad for people with roomates

it must be hard to masturbate

It’s my understanding that about 50% of the population need things to be hard in order to masturbate.

you just close your door and keep it quiet mang

I think they were talking about actually sharing your /bedroom/ with another person. 

And yes. It is hard to masturbate when you have roommates. The bathroom becomes your friend.

Ya dude, seriously. So frustrating. I like never masturbated when I first lived on my own.

But even not sharing a room, you better be quiet if your rooms are right next to each other.

Forget walls. There is a four inch gap between the floor and the bottom of my bedroom door. Outside is the living room. Fuck. My. Hot. Life. 

The only saving grace is that there is a hallway between the two rooms, but I can hear everything going on in there so I imagine it goes both ways. (hi roommates who follow my tumblr =D )

(Source: richgron)

Notes

  1. xdrt reblogged this from xclockwork
  2. metallicfalcon reblogged this from handsagainsthearts and added:
    … well its better than masturbating while you’re
  3. sarahanitaj reblogged this from xclockwork
  4. handsagainsthearts reblogged this from justaguywitharrows and added:
    so… am i the only person who has masturbated while their roomie was asleep?
  5. imagin-eeri reblogged this from justaguywitharrows and added:
    Fff. Oh man, that does suck. I learned how to be quiet a long time ago, but sometimes it’s just down right hard. The...
  6. justaguywitharrows reblogged this from imagin-eeri and added:
    Forget walls. There is a four inch gap between the floor and the bottom of my bedroom door. Outside is the living room....
  7. murderfacemurderfacemurderface reblogged this from icicleman and added:
    door… THIS IS A SNIPER THING, ISN’T IT
  8. icicleman reblogged this from akitron and added:
    it’s a good thing i’m very quiet, because it was no problem for me
  9. martindavenport reblogged this from justaguywitharrows and added:
    When people ask if I’m nervous about going to college, I say “the only thing I’m nervous about it learning to live with...
  10. osointricate reblogged this from akitron and added:
    Except sharing a room never stopped me. Hmm.
  11. callmekitto reblogged this from akitron and added:
    even though we have incredibly thin walls I am definitely thankful for having my own room I mean either way I’m pretty...
  12. xxbuildingxbeautifulxx reblogged this from hey-sammy
  13. redridingwiththewolves reblogged this from xclockwork
  14. akitron reblogged this from justaguywitharrows and added:
    ahhh yeah ok that would suck im lucky
  15. xclockwork reblogged this from hey-sammy
  16. hakkaiduo reblogged this from chezamanda and added:
    Or… yanno… Showers. Roommates shouldn’t bother you in there…
  17. fcking-a reblogged this from hey-sammy
  18. hey-sammy reblogged this from osointricate
  19. anicolexo said: OMG LOOOOOOOOL. THIS IS THE GREATEST.
  20. chezamanda reblogged this from akitron and added:
    Turn your music up and lock the door.
  21. richgron reblogged this from osointricate
  22. hollers said: that’s what the shower’s for, silly
  23. richgron posted this