March 2012
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the-houxbois-academy replied to your post: Today turned out to be less good than initially anticipated
penis
I think you are mistaking me for a 13 year old.
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the-houxbois-academy:
juxi:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
gr8 blog
i bet rick santorum actually uses IE intentionally
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally closes his internet browser and when he re-opens it, it fails to reload his 2 dozen tabs.
February 2012
Ari: you should tap that.
Me: god, you say that about me and everybody.
Ari: gays boys are adorable!
Me: ... Go home and read your fanfiction
I just used the word "problemetization"; I don't...
I think if I stay in school any longer I will become everything I hate: inaccessible and pretentious
PSA
Ya’ll internet folks should stop referring to body parts when you want to make a point about a particular gender. Right because we’re all enlightened people here and can agree that there’s no body part that defines any gender.
K cool
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12:40am: Start midterm paper due tomorrow at 9:30
Go me
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TMI Tuesday. →
eatoncrow:
It’s only Tuesday here for another ten minutes, but whatever, I do what I like.
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Me: I need to reblog this. Oh my god this is really hot.
Me: I shouldn't though. It's porn. My blog is not a porn blog.
Blythe: YES IT IS.
What if I joined the Peace Corps...
I HATE SANTORUM
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT
I really really need to get drunk right now
But I have a midterm to write and plus if I drink I’m going to end up getting weepy and feeling like shit
But god I need a few drinks
TMI Tuesday. →
eatoncrow:
It’s only Tuesday here for another ten minutes, but whatever, I do what I like.
I can't explain why the following text from my...
“have you decided to follow your friends advise and cut your parents off your life? Please call me”
It’s been a week since we talked. Calm the fuck down.
It felt like a good idea at the time to go home, spend 15 minutes doing fuck-all, then turn around and go back to campus.
My commute is 30 minutes to an hour.
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Patron: [approaches and puts university ID card down in front me]
Me:
Patron:
Me:
Patron:
Me:
Patron: Laptop?
Me: Right.
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You guys are all jelly right now b/c Linh likes me best
I JUST
REALLY WANT TO PUT MY MOUTH
ON SOMEBODY ELSE’S MOUTH
MY LIFE IS SO HARD
Wendy: I hate Connecticut white people so much. I hate them so much I hope they all die in a fire that incinerates the entire state leaving nothing but ashes and destruction.
Me: Wendy... me and Steph are Connecticut white people...
{linds}: what if billy became a doctor like doctor strange
{linds}: because he thought you had to have your doctorate to be sorcerer supreme
{linds}: so he got his phd
{linds}: in magic
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itneedszazz asked: You are NOT flawed, rather, not flawed in the way to which you refer. Going into the world with the bravery to say, "Despite what you may want and demand, I choose to express myself, my sexuality, my identity how I CHOOSE.", that takes immense character. Far more than most possess. If its true none desire you, which knowing you as little as I do I still doubt, then that speaks ill of the...
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sherhot replied to your post: sherhot replied to your post: sherhot replied to…
Sorry about that. I think I’m going to… Stop talking and/or possibly hide away under something now.
Don’t apologize. You are still great. I’m not upset with you. <3
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The Prince is awake
Your shit is wrecked
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sherhot replied to your post: sherhot replied to your post: sherhot replied to…
I was totally being sarcastic when I said that. asdfghjkl. Also, I never thought of it as they’ll see you as being flawless, but rather that they would accept your flaws as a part of who you are.
Ah yeah. It’s hard to tell sarcasm on the internet sometimes. And yeah, that wasn’t meant to imply that...
Wendy: [gasp] It's an Absol! I MUST CATCH IT!
Me: [snort]
Wendy: Stop laughing, this is serious business!
Me: Hahaha...
Wendy: You don't understand! It's an Absol! I've never seen in game before!
Me: hahahahahahahahahaha
Wendy: I HAVE TO CATCH IT.
Me: [unable to stop laughing]
Me: Sometimes when I want to have a new email but I don't, I go and read my spam.
Wendy: For penis pills?
Me: Clearly.
Wendy: You need the best penis. A shiny penis. Like catching a shiny pokemon.
Steph: But will it be purple and sparkly?
Wendy: [abruptly] No. I hate penises! [slams door]
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sherhot replied to your post: sherhot replied to your post: This is the most…
Well, fffffff. Now you are just being picky, Clint. :T
I… don’t think that’s being picky. There’s a difference between saying “I can overcome that you’re flawed” and saying “You’re not flawed”
Compulsory heterosexuality
So after I transitioned at work, some of the guys started trying to include me in their “guy talk”. Which manifested itself in them talking to me about sleeping with women / how crazy girls are.
At the time I was mostly outraged by the instances where they were blatantly misogynistic but there was also that moment of profound discomfort at the repeated assumption that I’m...
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sherhot replied to your post: This is the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever…
No, no, noooo. Don’t feel that way. You are far from gross. Far, far from it. There are people out there that, if they truly do love you, will love every aspect of you. Even the things you yourself dislike.
Yeah I—
That’s the thing. I don’t want somebody to desire me in spite of anything or...
le sigh
This is the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever written, but here goes.
It would be nice if I could get laid. I will be the first person to say that I have a really complicated relationship with sex for a whole bunch of reasons. But it would be nice to feel desirable. I’m not even that fixated on sexual release here, I just want to be touched like somebody fucking wants me. Because...
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I want to go to sleep but I want to play Skyrim but I have homework but it’s 11:45
why do I do this to myself
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imagineeri replied to your post: Anybody who is a fan of Twinings Earl Grey needs to try their Lady Grey
I’ve never had their Earl Grey, but Charley’s, the restaurant I worked at in Boston, had that brand and their English Breakfast disappointed me. >_< It was too weak. But I also steep that for like an hour for maximum strength.
Their English Breakfast leaves something to be desired. Not...
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My #1 problem with porn is when one or more people don’t look like they’re enjoying themselves. Esp the person on the receiving end if there’s penetration. Fastest way to get me to close that shit out.
SIGH
“’It makes me so incredibly sad and frustrated that I am living in a place where...”
– Lauren Utter (via iwishiwaspattismith)
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reptiliannes replied to your post: Anybody who is a fan of Twinings Earl Grey needs to try their Lady Grey
Are you implying that I am a homosexual?
Anybody who is a fan of Twinings Earl Grey needs...
It’s like a lighter version of the Earl Grey with a hint of citrus and it’s really fucking good.
I’m all for fancy loose leaf blends, but Twinings Ealy Grey/Lady Grey are my fall backs for a regular cup of tea in the morning or after work. Simple and always good. Other Earl Greys are usually too strong and end up being un-drinkable if left to steep for a second too long.
wait do they seriously fucking have things where...
puppyrude:
where the f u ck has this been all my lifet here are so many things i want to wear written on my ass i don’t even know where to get sTARTED
All I really want out of my life is to constantly go out in public with absurd things written across my ass.
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miscella asked: What's your favorite Homestruck moment?
higginstheshrimp:
When one ascends to The Full Gay,
George Takei appears in a rainbow vortex of mystery and personally blesses you.
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man-over-matter:
mangle-in-the-basement:
The full gay is gay nirvana.
And for a guy like me to ascend to the full gay I must have sex with another man
on top of a pile of lesbians.
That’s it. That’s the trick.
That’s how one becomes the full gay.
For lesbians, reverse this.
