February 2012
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My courses this semester are heavy on the queer...
I spend a lot of time in class/while doing homework feeling very brittle. It’s hard to describe it in any other way other than to say that my heart aches when confronted with the intensity of history’s hatred.
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imagineeri:
justaguywitharrows:
akitron:
osointricate:
richterwife:
i feel bad for people with roomates
it must be hard to masturbate
It’s my understanding that about 50% of the population need things to be hard in order to masturbate.
you just close your door and keep it quiet mang
I think they were talking about actually sharing your /bedroom/ with another person.
And yes. It...
akitron:
osointricate:
richterwife:
i feel bad for people with roomates
it must be hard to masturbate
It’s my understanding that about 50% of the population need things to be hard in order to masturbate.
you just close your door and keep it quiet mang
I think they were talking about actually sharing your /bedroom/ with another person.
And yes. It is hard to masturbate when you have...
We're watching Chicago
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and at some part Evan rolled onto the floor in glee
he still hasn’t managed to get up
Ah yes
So I just watched Chicago for the first time
Have I ever mentioned how much I love bad people?
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Sighs and deletes the trolling my roommates did on my tumblr last night
I guess that shows me about leaving my computer unattended.
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toadtamer:
allbeareverybear:
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I'm watching Iron Man purely because I want to...
I don’t think you guys understand how much I lust after this man
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this i drunk lesbian again, everyone should make fun of Evan please becae he i sooo ridiculous omg. Also I got his laptop lolllllll. Let the mockery start, now!
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handsagainsthearts replied to your post: pornosophical replied to your post: this i s…
penises are weird. i’m not a boob person, but penises are weird. and i’m all for them, but seriously they are impossible to draw and weird. let’s not think about it. i like a toned bicep… and nice wrists, bony wrists, big thing.
/YOU’RE/ WEIRD
My wrists are bony, but that’s neither here nor...
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handsagainsthearts replied to your chat: Stephanie: You do not know your right from your…
actual things i do: use the left hand makes an L thing while driving/walking… everything. i don’t know HOW TO REMEMBER OK.
I DO THAT TOO.
I’m like this over-educated douche that uses words like normativity and discourse on a regular basis but I can’t tell my right from my left and I have...
Stephanie: You do not know your right from your left. If I told you "they're shooting at you from the left" that would not give you any information.
Me: It's trueeee D:
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pornosophical replied to your post: this i s Evan’s drunk lebian, h is so lame, boob…
boobs are kind of awesome they just aren’t all that and a bag of chips whereas dicks are the shit
My thoughts exactly
It’s like you read my mind
I’m sorry I don’t understand the appeal of cleavage
this is what happens when I hang out with people into ladies
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pornosophical replied to your post: What is up with people making jokes about me liking cock tonight!
Ccock is srs bzns
man-over-matter replied to your post: What is up with people making jokes about me liking cock tonight!
hurr hurr evan likes cock hurrrrrr (hahaha, couldn’t resist)
hurr hurr what a cock sucker
badum tshhh
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What is up with people making jokes about me...
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the-houxbois-academy replied to your post: pornosophical replied to your post: Tumblr I have…
ur sexist
Yup you got me
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pornosophical replied to your post: Tumblr I have 2 very important questions.
I’m just going to chime in that I like pair #1
You brought it back up to a tie ffff
Well, all of the dudes said the first ones
And all of those dudes are into other dudes
so…
yeah.
How to shop like Clint:
-booze
-mixers
-tea
- …
yeah that’s it
I decided I’m staying home on account of it being cold as balls outside and also unpleasantly wet. (I really despise being rained on. More than I despise a lot of other things.)
The phrase cold as balls doesn’t really make sense.
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littlewendycat replied to your post: littlewendycat replied to your post: Tumblr I have…
WHY MATTER HOW YOU LOOK YOU WANT GO OUT AND HAVE THE SEX WITH BOYS?! NO BOYFRIENDS
Oh ok I’ll just stick to one night stands then, mom.
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littlewendycat replied to your post: Tumblr I have 2 very important questions.
WHY YOU GO OUT EVERY DAY TRYNA HAVE THE SEX
IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION
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Tumblr I have 2 very important questions.
1. Which glasses look better
2. Should I go out tonight?
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reptiliannes replied to your post: Scientific poll
like right behind the knee? Because that won’t grow hair
Yeah! Like, right below the knee sort of?
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foreverrhapsody replied to your post: Scientific poll
Patchy with hair?
Yes. I rephrased it to make that clearer.
retainers replied to your post: Scientific poll
whats a calf
The back of the bottom half of your leg?
Scientific poll
How many of you have a spot below your knee on the back of your legs that sort of won’t grow hair/is patchy.
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pornosophical replied to your post: retainers replied to your post: askhda I’m always…
lol do you use the same deodorant as I do? Matterhorn for the record
…..yes.
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retainers replied to your post: askhda I’m always sweaty and smelly and gross…
i recommend douchebag deodorants, they’re the one that work the best for me. Like axe and stuff like that, specially in spray form.
I’m really attached to my Old Spice. It smells like ice, wind, and freedom! No really. That’s what it says.
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askhda I’m always sweaty and smelly and gross lately. No matter how much I shower or how strong my deodorant. Argh it’s like puberty all over again.
oh wait